ATTRIBUTES OF GOD

Here is a transcript of a conversation I had with Bean this morning:

Bean: "When I get bigger, I have boobies."

Me: "That's right, Bean. You'll be a woman and you'll have boobies just like Mommy."

Bean: "And Cakes will have boobies."

Me: "That's right, because Cakes will be a woman, too."

Bean: "And Daddy will have boobies."

Me: "No, Daddy won't have boobies. Daddy is a man, and men don't have boobies."

Bean: "And God will have boobies."

Me: "Well, God MADE boobies ..."

Bean: "But, God don't have boobies."